Choice pregnancy

The flowers and chocolate are wonderful, but how many times do I have to tell you that I don’t want to get pregnant. If it’s really that important to you why don’t you be the one who gets her body ruined, never able to laugh without peeing, hips widen so you’ll never wear your favourite jeans again, as well as having a hormonal rollercoaster that’s worse than PMS. And on top of that go through labour.
I can’t believe you went through with it. You’re so precious and radiant. I almost wish I could be pregnant with you, but we used the last of your sperm on your fertilization. You sure you don’t want to find out the gender? Though I suppose if needs be we could make it whatever we wanted. Ouch! That was NOT a baby kick!